So what have you done today..?

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  1. I was heading into a town centre pub tonight with a bag of chips when the guy on the door stops me..."Sorry mate this is not a chip shop"...

    I stood there for a minute and said "Why the fuck would I bring a bag of chips into a chip shop?"
     
    #26941 wroughtironron, Nov 26, 2015
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  2. Had a bit of trouble sleeping as I started to invent the script for the next Bond film. I bet I can improve on the last couple. They are very formulaic so you just have to invent the places you want to go to, the baddie, what the scam is, how the Bond girls fit in, what chases you want, and you're away. May have a shot at this (see what I did there?).
     
    #26942 gliddofglood, Nov 27, 2015
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  3. Sounds like a Jack Reacher story you have there ;)
     
    #26943 El Toro, Nov 27, 2015
  4. Jack Reacharound, more like.
     
    #26944 Loz, Nov 27, 2015
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  5. Have you done any casting yet ?

    I have some ideas but non of them are British

    ElTel may make your perfect villain , and chizel the new jaws

    This almost deserves its own thread
     
    #26945 Char, Nov 27, 2015
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  6. Just got out of surgery and consultant very happy. Can't see much yet so forgive the tryping. Discharge in about an hour then back home. If the first op is anything to go by, I should be seeing normally in the morning. Wupty do. Andy
     
    #26946 Android853sp, Nov 27, 2015
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  7. man are you in for a shock the next time you shave. :Angelic::smileys:
     
    #26947 finm, Nov 27, 2015
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  8. Can I be a lesbian Bond Girl?
     
    #26948 Exige, Nov 27, 2015
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  9. why not? your half way there already. :smileys:
     
    #26949 finm, Nov 27, 2015
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  10. Let's have the foreigners, then.
    El T would make a good villain. It's about time we had a bald one.
     
    #26950 gliddofglood, Nov 27, 2015
  11. Good idea.

    He could be billed as

    Donald Unpleasence as "Blowhard"
     
    #26951 Loz, Nov 27, 2015
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  12. :D
     
    #26952 Loz, Nov 27, 2015
  13. Madonnas replacement ? Can see you with a whip and leathers
     
    #26953 Char, Nov 27, 2015
  14. I have already decided that in the next film, Bond gets chased on a bike by bike mounted, knee-down women. We haven't had that yet - Bond on a full-on sportsbike. Sadly he will have to be on a Triumph. The leather-clad lovelies will be on the latest Ducatis with machine guns.
     
    #26954 gliddofglood, Nov 27, 2015
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  15. Bikini girls with machine guns?
    We know a song about that.
     
    #26955 RedSquare, Nov 27, 2015
  16. i can deffo see as you as this
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    #26956 finm, Nov 27, 2015
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  17. I once won a Madonna look-a-like competition in a night club :Hilarious:
     
    #26957 Exige, Nov 27, 2015
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  18. I'd be ok with Ryan Gosling or Jeremy Renner but a fit Brit would be better

    Damian Moloney - Irish
    Tom Hughes - the only Brit I can think of

    Better when some one not too well known gets it

    Or maybe a complete unknown already living in a Swiss hideaway ;)
     
    #26958 Char, Nov 27, 2015
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  19. #26959 finm, Nov 27, 2015
  20. Just escaped from work! Far too busy here, 10 times busier than Fin :Wideyed:
     
    #26960 Exige, Nov 27, 2015
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