Xmas Tips

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by RBlacky, Dec 13, 2015.

  1. Use a shoe polish brush to get dry polish out of the mesh pattern on the Multi cockpit fairing panels.

    If you don’t use headphones, get rid of a lot of highway helmet noise by replacing the piece of foam the OEM puts in your helmet with a shaped piece of sound proofing material held in place by duct tape.

    Instead of a attending another boring family lunch/piss up go for a ride on your bike.
     
    #1 RBlacky, Dec 13, 2015
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  2. Don't eat yellow snow...
     
    #2 Moonfruit, Dec 13, 2015
  3. Make everything seem more festive by adding "Pa rup a pom pom" to the end of every sentence.
     
    #3 nkibble, Dec 13, 2015
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  4. Trick your family and friends into choosing their own gifts this Christmas

    ... Get them all vouchers! :)
     
    #4 nkibble, Dec 13, 2015
  5. Don't wipe yer arse with a broken bottle
     
    #5 749ducaticonvert, Dec 13, 2015
  6. Single men: Pretend you're married this Christmas, by feeling guilty for all the new accessories you're treating yourself to for your MTS.
     
    #6 nkibble, Dec 13, 2015
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  7. When posting threads make sure they're in the right section;)
     
    #7 El Toro, Dec 13, 2015
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  8. Never throw up to windward...
     
    #8 JR45, Dec 13, 2015
  9. Save money this year- we all end up with loads of unwanted crap.
    Don't pay £100 for a skip, instead buy an untaxed car for £25 fill it with all your rubbish, just sit back and wait for the local authorities to tow it away!
     
    #9 AndyPandyP, Dec 13, 2015
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  10. Frank Zappa?
     
    #10 AirCon, Dec 13, 2015
  11. Corrected for you
     
    #11 AirCon, Dec 13, 2015
  12. Cheers. :)
     
    #12 nkibble, Dec 13, 2015
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