i'd rather sit on a spike than on decomposing uncle jimmys lap..it would be less pointed. i wonder if we could dig him and use his remains as fertiliser...you know, get some use out of the twisted old fekker.
Looks like there is a lot more coming out than some of us always thought about JS being repulsive and had heard rumours about his and 'others' behaviour.... ......makes you wonder about 'Crinkly Bottom' doesn't it? AL
jimmy savile's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put in an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his knob!
BREAKING... Coastguards confirm Jimmy Savile is not dead. He's been spotted off the Scarborough coast bobbing up and down on a small buoy.
I now fed up with all of this about Jimmy Savile......the next thing you will be telling me is that he wasn't qualified to inspect my prostrate....
Oooh, Al, he took advantage of you there, mate! He was a qualified proctologist. I know this because he showed me the certificate beforehand.
What the hell is going on with all these old celebs being busted? Only last night I heard that Morph was a playdohfile...
And so it becomes clearer....tv littered with victims solicitors and now they are looking to sue the NHS for compensation. Bingo