Hipster Or Not?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Exige, Jan 8, 2016.

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  1. Yes

    20.0%
  2. No

    44.0%
  3. Some other strange entity

    36.0%
  1. As the Ducati Brand has been infiltrated by this strange new breed more than any I thought this a good place for a serious question on the matter.

    We have a lad at work who thinks he isn't a hipster, but it is confusing for him as when he looks in the mirror he does seem to see one staring back.

    Can we put it to a poll so he can know one way or the other (he even has a big Eagle on his belt buckle FFS!)

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    #1 Exige, Jan 8, 2016
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  2. Wannabee........................his beard isn't thick, long, bushy enough :)
     
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  3. Is that your son ex?
     
  4. Does he know that you have posted his pic up :Wideyed:
     
  5. Younger Brother maybe :Smuggrin:
     
  6. In your dreams :Jawdrop:
     
  7. The defining feature of a Hipster is a manly masculine beard attached to a person with no manly sex appeal at all. The adverts use 'sexy' people whilst the reality is skinny legs, pot belly and never done physical activity because Mum wouldn't let them play outside. The latest offshoot is wannable surfer/skateboarders who actually just clog up the lineup in the surf because they are just floating around, and don't actually skateboard because it hurts too much. :)
    Based on these criteria your candidate is some other strange entity!
     
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  8. :Wideyed:
    Harsh
     
  9. That said whilst I like the more extreme bikes, I like the whole Scrambler thing as it makes motorbikes more accessible to the masses which has to be better than cars. I just dont like the whole wannabe cool thing that comes with the hipster advertising.
     
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  10. Oh you can take it man up :Smuggrin:
     
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  12. He has the clothes just needs to sort the hair and beard out
     
  13. As said, beard/facial hair needs some work, trouser turn ups present? own a very small dog?
     
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  14. Mmmm now this is nice
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  15. The OP's first post, to me; shows a teenager that as yet hasn't learned what a razor is for.....:wink:
     
  16. work experience?. looks like he is waiting for his mamy to offer him the tit. :smileys:
     
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  17. I think :Writing: ... something superior.

    Also :Writing: ... something something patronising.

    Finally :Writing: ... something disparaging something rerogatory

    What did I win?
     
  18. a wee pat on the back because your a clever boy?
     
  19. Sit on the fence, unlike you Lozeraptor :Wideyed:
    Now try again :Finger:
     
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