Your Ideal Pillion Passenger... ?

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Noods, Jan 21, 2016.

  1. I was discussing my Ducati project with my Mrs Noodles (otherwise known as Miss Marples, for she has an amazing talent for discovering my misdemeanours,no matter how hard I try to remove all traces of any evidence.. ( drying sand in her New NEFF oven, 300 Golf balls in her washing machine, to name but a couple, aledged, crimes) anything slightly out of place and she soon lets me know)

    Anyway, I was discussing? The subject of seating arrangements for my project Ducati. A pillion was my suggestion and then a trip to Bologna in the near future.. No way she said, I'm not riding on that thing!... Thing? What an insult! " Anyway, where would I put my hair straighteners ? "

    It got me thinking who? Would be my ideal pillion rider for a trip to Bolonga

    Here's mine..

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    Marie Fredriksson from Roxette.. My, she would turn my trip into a
    "joyride" ....

    Or.. If I had saddlebags!
    Marie and ...

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    Natalie Lowe..

    Heaven...

    And yours?
     
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  2. I'd have to swap from mono to bip.....anyone have a kit for her?

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  3. Kylie!
    Small, light, delightful and sex on legs...
     
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  4. My ideal pillion passenger.

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    Eva Green.

    What did I win?



    :Writing: Please let it be Eva Green.
     
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  7. Lol... Supposed to be a hyper-thetical question mTe ..eg, assuming, you had a biposta.... ?

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  8. Great shout mTe...
    Mind you, with her I'd want to go all the way down under..

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  9. Enlighten me then.. She's beautiful, but who, is Eva green.. ? Your nextdoor neighbour? X
     
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    can't decide, I like them both.
     
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  11. I used to have that problem with my 748..
    I went solo eventually.. Thought it a Bit worrying, those Occasional bi thoughts....
     
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  12. She is an actor, don't you know! Probably most famous for portraying Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale (the re-boot with Daniel Craig).

    She is literally the only woman on the planet who I would step over Rachel Weisz* to get to.

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  13. Nobody. I hate pillions :Vomit:
     
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  14. you have been researching well Loz - I need to get out more. quite like :-
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  15. Don't, mate.

    Took her out on the bike last summer and will she stop texting me now? Hell as like. Avoid.
     
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  16. and i'd never have known :upyeah: so you were quite tight with Emily? had a gorgeous pair of carburretors from m(e)mory.
     
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  17. or like me, believed?.
     
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  18. wot - you've got a lovely pair of carburretors?
     
  19. gnomic finm gnomic




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