Jimmy Saville

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  1. This is all getting out of hand, I'm now waiting for the headline in the red tops 'Saville raped my dog'
     
    #121 mattmccabebrown, Oct 18, 2012
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  2. Saville raped your dog?

    *tweets*
     
    #122 Loz, Oct 18, 2012
  3. Didnt Savile say he wanted that perjury sentenced schoolkid analled? or was it anulled? i cant remember.
     
    #123 funkyrimpler, Oct 18, 2012
  4. #124 Rudolph Hart, Oct 18, 2012
  5. #125 mattmccabebrown, Oct 18, 2012
  6. #126 Royum, Oct 18, 2012
  7. This is getting dead boring.
     
    #127 Pete1950, Oct 18, 2012
  8. So let's get this straight:

    Jimmy Savile liked to roger dead, disabled, boys and girls.

    For afters, he appreciated having his way with a dead squirrel.


    That about sums it up, doesn't it?
     
    #128 gliddofglood, Oct 18, 2012
  9. didn't think anyone could stoop so low.
     
    #129 Chris, Oct 19, 2012
  10. Squirrels now? Red or grey?
     
    #130 Loz, Oct 19, 2012
  11. Two more victims have come forward in the BBC abuse scandal. They claim they were fisted by an elderly presenter on a weekly basis then locked away. Both Sooty & Sweep claim they were so traumatised it left them speechless
     
    #131 Nik the greek, Oct 19, 2012
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  12. Don't you believe that. Sweep isn't so squeaky clean.
     
    #132 Loz, Oct 19, 2012
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  13. I've never trusted Sweep. An unpredictable character with a mean streak.
    And all that squeaking is totally deniable. He could be talking any old bollox.

    And I suspect Sooty of being a yes-man.
     
    #133 gliddofglood, Oct 19, 2012
  14. You've thought far too much about tha, just like I have with Scooby Doo, but thats for another time, as there is no way I want to connect Scooby to JS
     
    #134 mattmccabebrown, Oct 20, 2012
  15. I did see Saville at Leeds General Infirmary a few years back, couldn't really miss the gold tracksuit & the weird stuff he passed off as hair. I was working in Pathology which isn't too far from the mortuary & I assumed JS was unwell because he appeared to be having a coffin fit....

    She was only the undertaker's daughter
    But she knew how to treat a body
    And anyone cadaver
     
    #135 Rudolph Hart, Oct 20, 2012
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  16. Sooty never squealed on a mate. Sweep just made nonsensical noises, I think he had a drink problem. Sue was ok, but a touch matriarchal with a weight problem...
     
    #136 Rudolph Hart, Oct 20, 2012
  17. More friends in high places:


    Into Parliament - The Bicycling Baronet

    George Young is yet another Old Etonian - appointed as Chief Whip last night to replace 'Plebmeister' Andrew Mitchell.
    Our government is clearly in touch with the public. WOnder how long before the penny drops & Young has this picture removed from his website?

    The number of gaffes are quite amazing. One has to wonder what kind of checks are done before people are appointed to prominent positions?
    I suspect the answer involves the following letters: enon.

    [​IMG]
     
    #137 Rudolph Hart, Oct 20, 2012
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  18. I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville.

    When my brother was 8 years old, he fixed it for him to milk a cow blindfolded.
     
    #138 470four, Oct 24, 2012
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  19. How did your brother know it was a cow if he was blindfolded? Sounds to me that it could have been Jimmy Savile with his knob out making mooing noises :tongue:

    Allegedly. :smile:
     
    #139 El Toro, Oct 24, 2012
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  20. Lol catch up! :tongue:
     
    #140 470four, Oct 24, 2012
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