Someone (a bad, bad man) once advised me to look it up. Any time I see that site mentioned I feel morally obliged to warn people to avoid this word. They never listen.
Americans are such fucking crass and vulgar wankers. I much prefer extracts from the English version : Shoeburyness : the slightly uneasy feeling experienced when sitting on a bus or train seat warm from someone else's bottom. Kettering : the mark left on your bottom or thighs after sitting on a wickerwork chair. Silloth : Something that was sticky, and is now furry, found on the carpet under the sofa the morning after a party. Curspurnery : the pitiful pretence of a dog owner that the animal on the other end of the lead shitting in the gutter is nothing to do with them. Furfle : the impossible business of trying to keep your farts down to a reasonable level of decibels when in a lavatory in easy listening distance of other people. Oundle : to walk along leaning sideways, with one arm hanging limp and dragging one leg behind the other. Burbage : the sound made by a lift full of people all trying to breathe through their noses. Humber : the movement of a fat persons cheeks when sitting on a bus travelling over a level-crossing or cattle grid. Slatter : To spray the person you are talking to with half-chewed breadcrumbs or small pieces of whitebait. Risp : a species of highly intelligent grass. It lives in colonies of single stalks, and lies down when you try to mow it, popping up again moments later. Pollards : nameless skid marks in the lavatory bowl.
Try a few from the Uxbridge English Dictionary. avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do dandelion: A fashionably dressed big cat information: How geese fly innuendoes: Italian suppositories insolent: Fallen off the Isle of Wight ferry legend: A foot relief: What trees do in Spring
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