So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Hope you get better soonish then.
    theres nothing wrong with my teeth .
    but nerve probs.
    im having some chrome thingy made .. So maybe il look like jaws from James Bond except ten feet shorter and female.
     
  2. Today I taught the 10 YO Little Monster how to use a Hi-Fi turntable.
     
  3. I am sure the special valve will kick in first (anal sphincter). Mine does on a mere 998s.
     
  4. Day 4 and I'm still bloody cleaning...I've only got a bungalow, how can it have gotten into this state?:mad:

    I reckon someone broke in and made it dirty...
     
  5. You expecting company? :wink:
     
  6. Yeah, Kelly Brook and Cheryl Cole. I've nearly got the inflatable pool blown up, just nipping out for some baby oil...
     
  7. My bet is that Michael Barrymore will be the only attendee :eek:


    Allegedly. :smile:
     
  8. Are you planning to buy a couple of gags whilst you're there?
     
  9. No, I know loads of jokes.
     
  10. Badoom tsh! He's here all week ladies and gents! :biggrin:

    Ps - I left that one for you :smile:
     
  11. When you finish I can find you a job or two :)
     
  12. Off to the O2 to for "us tea" and to see John Bishop.
     
  13. I'm seeing him on Saturday in Sheffield :upyeah:


    And I'm seeing Michael McIntyre tomorrow night in Manchester :upyeah:
     
  14. No problem Ducbird.

    But I'm a bit behind with my chores, so if you can pop round and clear my shed out...
     
  15. Ooo yes please be right there
     
  16. Well I've celebrated my 60th birthday, here's to the next 60.
    Steve.
     
  17. Happy Birthday Steve!
     
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  18. Happy birthday Steve. Hope you've had a good day so far!
     
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  19. 60 eh, that takes me back.

     
  20. 62 I presume going by your forum name. Or was1952 your 21st birthday.
    Steve
     
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