So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Hope you get better soonish then.
    theres nothing wrong with my teeth .
    but nerve probs.
    im having some chrome thingy made .. So maybe il look like jaws from James Bond except ten feet shorter and female.
     
    #1981 He11cat, Oct 25, 2012
  2. Today I taught the 10 YO Little Monster how to use a Hi-Fi turntable.
     
    #1982 Rob998, Oct 25, 2012
  3. I am sure the special valve will kick in first (anal sphincter). Mine does on a mere 998s.
     
    #1983 efcbluepete, Oct 25, 2012
  4. Day 4 and I'm still bloody cleaning...I've only got a bungalow, how can it have gotten into this state?:mad:

    I reckon someone broke in and made it dirty...
     
    #1984 figaro, Oct 25, 2012
  5. You expecting company? :wink:
     
    #1985 Nelson, Oct 25, 2012
  6. Yeah, Kelly Brook and Cheryl Cole. I've nearly got the inflatable pool blown up, just nipping out for some baby oil...
     
    #1986 figaro, Oct 25, 2012
  7. My bet is that Michael Barrymore will be the only attendee :eek:


    Allegedly. :smile:
     
    #1987 El Toro, Oct 25, 2012
  8. Are you planning to buy a couple of gags whilst you're there?
     
    #1988 Archer17, Oct 25, 2012
  9. No, I know loads of jokes.
     
    #1989 figaro, Oct 25, 2012
  10. Badoom tsh! He's here all week ladies and gents! :biggrin:

    Ps - I left that one for you :smile:
     
    #1990 El Toro, Oct 25, 2012
  11. When you finish I can find you a job or two :)
     
    #1991 Ducbird, Oct 25, 2012
  12. Off to the O2 to for "us tea" and to see John Bishop.
     
    #1992 deleteduser211220, Oct 25, 2012
  13. I'm seeing him on Saturday in Sheffield :upyeah:


    And I'm seeing Michael McIntyre tomorrow night in Manchester :upyeah:
     
    #1993 El Toro, Oct 25, 2012
  14. No problem Ducbird.

    But I'm a bit behind with my chores, so if you can pop round and clear my shed out...
     
    #1994 figaro, Oct 25, 2012
  15. Ooo yes please be right there
     
    #1995 Ducbird, Oct 25, 2012
  16. Well I've celebrated my 60th birthday, here's to the next 60.
    Steve.
     
    #1996 Birdie, Oct 25, 2012
  17. Happy Birthday Steve!
     
    #1997 Rob998, Oct 25, 2012
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  18. Happy birthday Steve. Hope you've had a good day so far!
     
    #1998 El Toro, Oct 25, 2012
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  19. 60 eh, that takes me back.
     
    #1999 Pete1950, Oct 25, 2012
  20. 62 I presume going by your forum name. Or was1952 your 21st birthday.
    Steve
     
    #2000 Birdie, Oct 25, 2012
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