Maybe if.... (hand gestures sinking four pints, turning off the lightswitch, turning "her" round for a doggy-style quickie) Im done.
I'd rather have a w@nk TBH. Couldn't be dealing with all the cuddles afterwards, the guilt would be suffocating!
or an 8 bagger if you count the johnnies youd have to wear to stop you feeling involved. is it permissible to fake your own orgasm?
As the thread has gone a tad off topic, I will bring it back in line - posh burds my personal fave, the lovely Keely Hawes. Brunettes are so more appealing, intellectually, of course.