Name Dropping / Willy Waving Thread

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by yev, Sep 3, 2016.

  1. You are Shirley Bassey. What do I win? :)
     
  2. Nothing I have nothing nothing.....
     
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  3. If I can't have you....
     
  4. I don't want nobody baby!
     
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  5. Whooooooooo :)
     
  6. :Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm::Facepalm:
     
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  7. fucking hell. started this thread yesterday, wend for a day to motogp , comeback, checked it just now and it become something else! this was not about willy size!
    anyway - here are my highlights from today IMG_0479.JPG
     
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  8. Once a day if I'm lucky, need more fibre.
     
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  9. 3 x Ducati, 1 x AJS, 2 x Mercedes, 2 x VW, 4 x tracker.

    One oversized fuel tank attached to a receding head and 1 & 3/4 functional legs with 2x 85% operational arms.

    26x Radiators, 1 x Air Rifle, 0 x Mortgage, 17 x windows, 3 x Maine coon and one wife (no girl friends).

    Adequate money; all earning a shit interest rate (£23 a month per £100k)...save my grandad said...save?.

    Looking for a small female adult (warm) hand, so I can show you my willy being waved.


    Why am I awake!
     
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  10. four bikes, soon to be five, two cars, 1 jet ski, two boats, one quad bike. and lots of insurance policies.
     
  11. A top BSB rider has just moved into the house next door but one to me :) (& yes I did get VIP passes to the BSB Cadwell round :) )
     
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  12. All I got was a rock.
     
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  13. In one third of your note you get 50% of your figures mixed up into %ages....
     
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  14. 2x cars, 1 motorbike, 4 pushbikes.
     
  15. I sold my pushbike and my whacking great drum kit (11 drums)........................but I needn't have done.......

    ....can I still count them?
     
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  16. Now that is impressive :upyeah:
     
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  17. Fitted a Healtech QS last week to the hyper which I'm having problems with spoke to "James" who was really helpful and apologetic - got an email from him with the return details and his full name - called him (for some extra info) back and asked

    "Youre THE James Hillier?"....
    "yes mate..." (then got talking about the TT)
    "How the fuck do you do it....?"
    "Well, its not so bad - once youre going you just hang on...."

    What a thoroughly nice bloke.!

    Hopefully it wont be classed as stalking so I think I'm alright...
     

  18. What's wrong with one pair of Hunters!
     
  19. 3 bikes - 1 car - 2 pushbikes - 10 radiators - 0 guns - 1 chinese water dragon - 1 parrot - 6 road racing trophies....
     
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  20. Back on track....

    2 cars, 4bikes, soon to be 3 due to pressure from the other half - supermoto anyone??
     
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