That reminds me - I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company - they were there to cut off the electricity, and my dad beat the crap out of me once more...
Just been reading that a new study shows that women with big breasts are smarter than women with smaller breasts. Though to be fair, the guy who conducted the study admits he wasn’t really listening.
Weather great so had a ride this morning,felt brilliant wondered why I had thought of a bike change.Going to be a keeper now.
Just read of a new charity that has been started for the vulnerable immigrants who've just been brought in from Calais - "Shave the Children"
Insurance time, multi bike is a PITA. And don't even get me going on the wooden garage bit :Banghead::Banghead::Banghead:.
Picked the 1098R wheels up after a refurb. I'm pleased with the colour match and finish. Had a big gouge on the rear where the spanner slipped and you wouldn't know. Andy
just read Scientists announced today, that Porpoises (sort of a Dolphin) are 2nd only to Man, in Intelligence Levels. * * So that kinda pushes Woman, down into 3rd Place.
A young lad knocked on my door today and said, "Trick or Treat?" I said, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "but you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes." He said, "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead."
