About to set off on a 2+hr drive to Walsall to pick up a load of 999 bits. I only want one but it's a bundle deal.
Little jaunt out to Lynn's Raven Cafe with a mate and the missus, she did rather well as I tried to keep up with his 1299!!
I rang my mate Stan today and his wife answered: "I wanted to wish you and Stan a good holiday," I said. "You fly from Gatwick tomorrow, don't you?" She said, "Stansted." "Feck," I said, "he seemed absolutely fine in the pub last night."
Bled the clutch. Unfortunately not enough. So now I will have to do it again. But I did succeed in making a nice clutch fluid stain on my driveway.
Today I have been mainly deleting emails: NHS send-to-all email causes turmoil - BBC News They are still coming through - best are the ones (replying to all) telling people to stop replying to all....
I was devastated today, to find out my wife was having an affair. But, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning the bitch in the morning