Met my ex the other day and it reminded me of the day I sent her a a very hot text basically saying what we were going to do that night when she came round to my flat! No details were spared if you know what I mean.. I didn't receive her normal instant reply.. She had gone out and had left her phone on the coffee table, at her parents, where she still lived at the time.. The text tone alerted her Dad who picked it up and read most of the message across the home screen... They were very religious parents too...he was a minister.. Unsurprisingly, not, the evenings planned events didn't happen after all...
Yep I txt a message that was supposed to go to my then partner and I sent to my very good friend Could have caused a bit of upset but all turned out ok phew
Mind you, couldn't help but notice just how much, the Mother in law to be, kept smiling at me, overly so, after that.. ? Either her cassocks were playing up or she fancied a dam good texting too..
Christ this has happened to me too many times I used to favour a good text, later on when whatsapp & Snapchat came about i fully utilised them for every bit of photo/video data I could manage. It was like Christmas every Friday and Saturday night. They were the tools of my ploughing trade :tearsofjoy: back when I was a bit of a dog.
Mrs Noodles Mum is a star too..When we were an engaged couple I guess she was mid 40s, I went to theirs after my work, knackered I said to Mrs N would it be ok to have a nap before Dinner? She said sure go in the spare bedroom, it was a 6 bed property. I went up the creaky wooden stairs and just as I got to the top Mrs N's Mum came out of her room starkers! I was stunned, but she just said, oh hello are you off for a nap? She wasn't embarrassed at all. Wrong to say it but blimy what a figure .. Move on many years and she's now late 60s and a widow so we invited her round to ours for Xmas to be with her g children and their partners.. All sitting around living room opening gifts.. Mrs N was opening a pressie from me.. When opened she just stared at it and said, " A hat, but I don't do hats !" I had got her a silk lined fur hat which was beautiful and warm, I said just try it on it will keep you warm in winter.. She was having none of it and threw it to me saying " you have it, I don't do hats" I passed to the M in law and said you try it.. She put it on and luved it.. She eventually took it off and placed it on her lap.. I then noticed she sat there stroking it like in the Bond film.. So I said " Grandma you look like your stroking your pussy!" She replied, "Oh no, I've been completely trimmed down there for years" fits of laughter all round, well apart from my Daughter who just scowled at me...
I've posted this before.. Sorry.. But our Son was going to try and impress his new girlfriend, Lucy, by cooking her duck in his flat.. Mrs N hadn't got her minces in, mince pies, eyes.. She sent him a text wishing him luck.. It read, "I hope Lucy enjoys your DICK tonight!..." My Son replied by return.. "I beg your pardon... "
