So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Any clues as to a title? Would like to have a look. Sorry if you've already posted this, I'm fill of San Miguel
     
  2. My mate phoned me today - he's gone to live in North Korea.

    I asked him "What's it like living there?"

    "Can't complain"
     
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  3. You didn't sneak a little 'fin' on the last page....?
     
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  4. I was planning to get a flu shot today until I found out it isn't a kind of drink.
     
  5. I arrived in Beijing around 2am UK/10am Chinese time. Since then I've been to a snowdome in Beijing and had lunch and now I'm at the hotel my client has put me up in for the next few days, which is pure luxury. I could get used to this.

    Dinner is in thirty mins so I'm just about to jump in the shower.

    Play nice :)
     
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  6. The sex aids industry must be doing well EL?:grinning:
     
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  7. Got down to -5.5 deg on my usual ride to work this morning. By my reckoning that's a wind chill of roughly -18 deg on a bike.
     
  8. Today I have done a little plumbing. The mixer tap assembly on the kitchen sink was clogged and corroded so I crawled under the sink to remove it, fitted a new set, and remade all the connections. Now it works perfectly. OK, it's not a big deal but I was quite glad to find I can still undertake this sort of job.
     
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  9. Just posting a thread with all the details now. Thanks for your enthusiasm! If you can't find it, come back here and I'll add the info.
     
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  10. My book has a scene in it something like this...
     
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  11. I'm just about to get on a flight to a place called TingTong. Or at least that what I think my client said.

    On the plus side I've just had a meal where I recognised everything :upyeah:
     
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  12. Recognising crispy locust is one thing.
    But do you want to eat it?
     
  13. There's some right thieving b*stards where I live.

    Last night someone stole my TV, Xbox, iPhone, DVD player, all my porn, a bag of weed and two bottles of Vodka.

    I wouldn't mind but I only left my cell for five minutes
     
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  14. Ordered more parts, I've stopped putting oil in the bike as I've had the bloody casing off so many times. I think I've had a positive impact on the Japanese economy
     
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  15. Had the Ducati spot lights fitted by the nice fellows at DMC Stoke
     
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  16. Was reminiscing to the wife today - when I was young we were very poor and I sometimes had to wear my sister's old clothes to school.

    I'll never forget the day I turned up in the same dress as my teacher .

    Don't know who was more embarrassed, him or me
     
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  17. It's 3.06am in kunming and I'm wide awake! In about 3 hours I'm flying to a place called Tengchong near the Burmese border.

    The weather is much better here than Beijing. In Beijing it was -10C and here it's 20C and very pleasant
     
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  18. I'm in hospital at the moment with food poisoning.

    I mistook some daffodill bulbs for onions.

    The doctor said I should be out in the spring.
     
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  19. Got up 5am to book Christmas Tesco delivery for 23rd December at 4-5pm. I'll be glad I did come the 23rd.
     
  20. Not sure what we are doing for Christmas yet, what times dinner? :)
     
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