I've Written A Book - Claus And Claws

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by gliddofglood, Nov 25, 2016.

  1. £3.99?. :mad: hope it was worth it. :smileys:.
     
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  2. That was really noble of you, finm, to wait until the free promotion was over before downloading. Such a generous action cannot fail to be appreciated by an author. You now go down in history as the first person to pay for this book. Well done and thanks! :grinning:
     
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  3. It's all right Glidd. Nippy has told finm that if he doesn't enjoy the book, the payment will be rendered null & void.

    He will enjoy the book though - finm is a cultured man despite all outward appearances.
     
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  4. He is :Wideyed:
     
  5. Sssshh, you, don't interfere with policy.
     
  6. there was a free period?
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  7. Yep, last century - your a bit behind.
     
  8. and 3.99 lighter. :mad:.
     
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  9. Tax deductible. Put it down as hand towels ( no disrespect Glidd)
     
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  10. good idea. although god knows how i am going to explain to the tax man how i wipe my arse with a kindle?
     
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  11. Only in England :D
     
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  12. That's the spirit! You'll soon be on Chapter 3 - they're not long!
     
  13. I have it on kindle on my phone I read one chapter on Friday in coffee shop
    It's pretty easy reading with lots of describing words :)
     
    #96 Ducbird, Dec 4, 2016
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  14. Can I apologise, when I first opened it my iPad didn't display the chapters and didn't go beyond chapter 1.... it appeared as a very strange and incomplete short story! I can now see the rest of it and will give it a go.
     
  15. Top stuff. It's not a taxing read - not exactly Jane Austen.
     
  16. Great! By my reckoning, you should finish on February 17th 2017. If I'd known, I'd have written about the Easter Bunny.

    We call those "adjectives". :)
     
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  17. I think Santa had 3 adjectives for his nose/hooter/conk in one paragraph ;)

    Good so far Glid
     
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