So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Holy crap that looks bloody painful [emoji15] get well soon dude.


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  2. Though I'm still not feeling 100% after my bout of man flu (prolly about 70%) I am going into the office today.

    Reason I was staying at home and working was one of the guys in the office recently had the all clear from cancer and his resistance will be down and I didn't want to spread my germs anywhere near him. However he's off for the rest of the week so I will spread what little germs I have left to the staff that can cope with them :)
     
  3. Soldier on el T, soldier on!
     
  4. My hero :hearteyes::hearteyes:
     

  5. Bloody Nora that's gross at breakfast
    Hope that gets better quickly
     
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  6. Middlesbrough 1-9 Chelsea
    Manchester United 0-6 Liverpool
    Manchester City 5-1 West Bromwich Albion
    Crewe Alexandra 48-3 Arsenal.




    That's this week's Premier League Sex Abuse Totals.
     
  7. Left Mrs B at the Nuffied for a 'small procedure' and hoping she's well enough post op to come home tonight. And the gym. Every days the gym. And no looking for a job today, more important things were done.
     
  8. Best wishes for a swift recovery for Mrs B and still got my fingers crossed for a job for you. Andy
     
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  9. It's our 21st wedding anniversary today so we've just sat down in a very posh exotic restaurant and I've ordered the Hippo Soup.


    I'm haven't decided yet, what I'm going to have
     
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  10. 14 days till the winter solstice then HERE COMES THE SUN!!!!!

    (5 hours Christmas shopping with wife but I'm finished now apart from wife which I'll do Saturday).
     
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  11. My friend's a Jehovah's Witness.

    He got really pissed at me because he tried to tell me a "knock knock" joke and I totally ignored him
     
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  12. Going to the boys play today, I've already got a bollocking for not charging the camera battery...
    I might even leave it until the last minute to leave... I'm extreme like that, life at the limit, living on edge... 1, 1/4 pounder at a time.

    We took a wall down this week, only used one acro to hold the steel on a block and beam floor, that was intense... heart rate went up at least 1bpm. Yesterday I went shopping and bought more meat than we needed, cause I normally don't do shopping..

    Hurry up summer, next week I might experiment with cutting back on sugar.
     
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  13. Dear Santa..

    Last year you got me a sweater for Christmas.


    This year I would prefer a moaner or a screamer
     
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  14. Spent all morning working on this lovely Xmas poem:-

    I made myself a snow man,
    As perfect as can be,

    I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
    So let it sleep with me

    I made it some pyjamas,
    And a pillow for it's head,

    Last night the bastard vanished,
    And pissed the feckin' bed.
     
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  15. Bought a GS... it was only a matter of time.
     
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  16. Still got the Scrambler, still got the 750 SS... selling the 749, Blade and TY to make room... might sell the R1 too.
     
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  17. First world problems [emoji6]


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  18. God yes...

     
  19. My missus crashed her car into some guy last night.

    She told the police the guy had been on his mobile and drinking a beer from a can at the time.

    The police said he was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory.
     
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  20. Looks like I'm keeping my toes for a while longer but consultant says I will need skin graft to replace the Mc Chicken burger I left on the radiator! Think I will forget 2016 - not been my best of years?
     
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