Stupid phrases on numberplates

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by mattmccabebrown, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. I've noticed a few silly phrases on bike plates. When I was in Uppingham, I saw a tatty looking R6, could have been an R1 which I think was the being used as a workhorse for a photographer from Performance Bikes and it had the phrase 'I quite like Cadwell Park', but it was upside down.
    Here's mine. Yes I know its dumb, but isn't that the point

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  2. Not a numberplate but the lad that empties the septic-tanks and Portaloos around here has;


    " NO STOOLS LEFT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT " on the back of the tanker.
     
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  3. "my other toys got tits".............great!!
     
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  4. I saw a bakers van a couple of weeks ago it had a sign on the back door which read"There are no pies left in this vehicle overnight"
     
  5. I like "If ridden well report stolen"

    John
     
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  6. I saw an old R1 with the line....

    MY OTHER VIOLENT SLAPPER IS AT HOME

    Made me laugh :biggrin:
     
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  7. `my other ride is ya mum`
     
  8. I have 'fookin flyin' on this bike, on my old Blade I had 'fast as fook' :wink:
     
  9. On my old ZZR1100 I had "The devil made me do it , honest officer" and on my first ducati, an 851DS I had "I speed up for horses", tsk tsk...
     
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  10. The biggest joke of them all......the plate manufacturers postcode :rolleyes:
     
  11. Mine is 'Obsessive Compulsive', rather apt for me!
     
  12. "Loud pipes save lives" :biggrin:
     
  13. A lot of years ago, my mate's Harris-framed GSXR1100's plate read, "Don't look down on my bike. It will go 150mph and blow your car into the weeds doing it".

    Nice. :biggrin:
     
  14. My goodness!
     
  15. "You'll never take me alive copper!"
     
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  16. Mine ended in BBW
    Big Bottom Woman then ducbird underneath
    Can't begin to imagine why :-D
     
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  17. I'm imagining why right now!

    :upyeah:
     
  18. Saw that today in Brentwood.
     
  19. Definition of BBW according to the Urban Dictionary:
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    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]1. A leading term used by many as Big Beautiful Woman.
    2. An empowering alternative and politically correct description for the plus size woman as opposed to the derogatory term of Fat.
    3. A word that fat chicks use as a euphemism for fat. These girls usually run personal ads calling themselves "pleasingly plump." Sure, you're pleasingly plump if the South Pole is refreshingly chilly.
    [/TD]
    [/TR]


    [/TABLE]

    Take your pick :wink:
     
  20. None of those :)
     
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