So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Mine was only a guess :)
     
  2. Bought the wife a handbag from Fat Face for Valentine's and i do have a card too. Slight issue, no wrapping paper and i'm not going back to shops. Options for wrapping are:
    A: Happy Birthday paper
    B: Merry Christmas paper
    C: Tin foil (most likely at the moment)
    D: Brown packing paper
    E: Bubble wrap
    F: Cling film

    If anyone has a better idea i'm all ears.
     
  3. Used lottery tickets?
     
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  4. Perhaps he's a professional scuba diver?
     
  5. "photographer"...not heard them called that before.
     
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  6. Wife's birthday on Thursday - got a her new gen 4 Ipad mini (she's got the original one) but i totally expect to get it in the neck "cos i dont need a new one!"
     
  7. I'd expect to get a BJ for summat like that :)
     
  8. Top Tip from AirCon
    Wrap it in cling-film and choose a suitable wall paper to mimic the birthday wrapping paper.
     
  9. Note to self.....NEVER get a present for Tel.
     
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  10. I think that's the start of some kind of weird offer for your wife's new iPad there comfy [emoji15]


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  11. Brithdays in our house is a tough one...i come from a completely totally disfunctional family that never see each other ever (theres really only me and one of my brothers left that see each other) and as a result birthdays just come and go like any other day. In stark contrast my wife's family is massive, they all see each other, no one forgets anyones birthday on pain of fucking death and if they do half of Wales is made to know about it....the first year we got together i remembered her birthday as i was on my way to her house (30 years ago), panicked, stopped in the garage, grabbed a card, signed it with the pen at the desk as i got some fuel, bought some choccys stuffed them down my Jacket (riding my crackling beast MTX125) got there, gave her the card, she opened it, looked at me (to which i was feeling pretty good with the fact id actually fucking remembered it) dropped the card on the floor and ran out in tears....her mum picked the card up looked at me and said...."maybe a bit more attention..."

    The card said "Happy Brithday Grandma"

    Ever since then its been a constant fight to up my game..
     
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  12. £50 notes would be a winner. Or book a restaurant and print the Menu off repeatedly and wrap in that. Effectively A4 80gsm cheap paper, but your failed memory will then cost you a meal.

    Top tip - burger kings spring offers menu unlikely to get you top marks -more a kick in the goolies
     
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  13. Multistrada successfully MoT'd this morning. One advisory, rear brake pads more than half worn :eek: WTF ? :D Andy
     
  14. cycled to Fairoaks
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    Summer's Coming
     
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  15. Got a letter through from the council fining me for driving in a bus lane. :Wideyed: I never drive in bus lanes, I thought. :Meh:

    Anyway, temporary road works have sprung up locally on a road I rarely use, but did this day. A new box junction has been painted on the road prior to a set of traffic lights with the words "BUS GATE" painted in front of the box junction. Photograph shows me, 1st car in a queue, sitting at the traffic lights, through the box junction as I should be, but sitting over said bus gate. WTF is a bus gate when it's at home? :mad:

    Took advantage of the 50% early payment discount and paid up. Couldn't see me getting out of it. :(
     
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  16. What is it with siblings on my side and Mrs roadtrip's they all get on my tits :Rage: been having another poxy argument, i wouldn't mind i stay away from them all but it still come's to me some how, someone on here mentioned there off to another plant if so put me down for two tickets, rant over :Banghead:
     
  17. Cleaned chain and brakes on 996, must be 2 muckiest jobs going.

    Took front sprocket off 996, what a genius system of fitting! Also adjusted the chain first time, again, more genius.

    All bikes should be built like a 996. Best spanner bike ever.
     
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  18. Still got all your fingers ? :Bag: Andy
     
  19. YES!!!
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  20. You have 3 hands? :Wideyed:
     
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