My wife accompanied me to the doctors this morning . "Doctor, I can't get an erection." " Do you struggle with the booze?" Me (looking at wife): "The booing is bad, but the slow handclap's even worse."
Fit some new pads and discs to the car. Some juddering was occurring [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Well that was the offside pads and disc. Nearside had half life left [emoji23] Given the calliper a bloody good degreasing and free'd it up. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Been to see my old mum for the first time in four weeks. I come away more depressed every time I go as I just don't register with her at all now. Dementia is a pig!
Tried to sit on the bike,rottweiller ran into the side of my knee last sunday ,can't bend my bloody leg far enough.
got up early after going to bed late and had a massive fry up before going to work as my mate/client rang and said he'd be late. he didn't lie in that he was late but he did lie in that he didn't get the materials for the job on the way in so I spent 2 hours laying on the floor of a building site waiting for him... that could have been spent laying in bed. And I'm not used to so much food so early so I was in pain all day. got fuck all done but got paid anyway
