Thats Gone And Blown It!!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by cookster, Mar 15, 2017.

  1. Congratulations.
    Don't forget to fav my excuses post .

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  2. I wonder what will turn up first, the baby or your Trumph?
     
  3. He only has max 8 months to wait for the baby....
     
  4. Will swap baby clothes for SPS.
     
  5. 5 months left guys due august 18th we find out boy or girl on the 3rd april,

    cheers clive @Tobytyke and you paul @bradders feel free to fly over for a coffee any time soon.

    seriously though my idea of keeping 6 bikes is truely unlikely to happen not due to money (yet) but more like no time to ride one let alone 6.

    think me and @bradders should have a bet which comes, first baby Cookster or his trumpet being finished??

    serious offers on the er650, sps and gsxr will be welcome, going to try and keep the 1198, r1 and toseland bike hidden in the corner of the work shop so there out of sight of her indoors.

    final note, any tips on parenting will be greatly recived.
     
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  6. @cookster I have to work in Swansea Sat (joys of contracting eh!) so may take the bike, and if over early pip in on way back if you are around. I'll give you a call :upyeah:
     
  7. Oh and don't sell that SPS, I may have a plan to come together... ;)
     
  8. cool mate il be about somewhere.
     
  9. @bradders you have first refusal on the sps mate.
     
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  10. @Birdie congratulations mate is it your first grand child?
     
  11. If Mrs cookster struggles with breast feeding and switches to bottle/formula and people start sucking their teeth and going on about "breast is best", tell them to go fuck themselves.
     
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  12. Congratulations, no tips cos' every child is different, they don't come with a Manual and if the child grows up to like motorbikes, respect its parents and be a generally all round nice person you'll have done a great job. Oh actually one tip...when they're older always remember who is the parent and make sure they know as well.
     
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  13. cheers @DaffyDuc, think im generally a nice bloke so thats a start i suppose. ;)
     
  14. If you get some marmite smear it round your ass and try and wipe it off with a baby wipe . Should stand you in good stead for the first few days

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  15. Thanks, yes it is, a girl I'm told.
    Steve
     
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  16. Congratulations! Its hard work pal! I have 4 month old twins...a boy n a girl! You'll be absolutely knackered, having ridiculous arguments with the misses over nowt....then one little smile and it's all worth it a thousand times over! As Creamy said....dont listen to the breast feeding nazis, if it isnt working for you , formula is fine. Best advice ever is disregard 99% of advice, every kid is different and youll soon work out what works for yours. If its healthy and happy youre doing a great job! Best of luck dude!
     
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  17. Promise nothing! They remember everything you don't want them too and hold you to it. Be vague, very very vague.
     
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  18. Congratulations, being a parent is the best thing in the world, you`ll love it.
     
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  19. 110%. Especially if it's the 'professionals' doing the teeth sucking. It's almost like they have sales targets.....
     
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