My little girl has just arrived from Prague this evening with Mrs Ex, unlike her mother she noticed I had bought another bike and told her Mam
I overheard two little old ladies in the pub yesterday chatting about illnesses and ailments and one said to the other: "Have you ever been bed-ridden, Elsie"? and she replied. "Never. But I've been table-ended a time or two"
Took my 15 year old daughter to the Cotswold Bikers Night on the back of the MV. 2nd time out for her and she's really enjoying it. Came home after dark and she wasn't phased at all. Wants a bike now, wife not too impressed though it was her idea that I take her out to start with
I'm hacked off today. CINEMA goers - Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers, by having a piss before the film starts
Used my Christmas present bench grinder for the 1st time. Kitchen knives are now leathel. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk
After many thousands of hours of research, a team of scientists at Loughborough University have finally managed to pinpoint the exact time of day a woman is likely to begin an argument. Any.
A bird was chatting with a bull. Bird said, ‘I would love to be able to get on the top of that tree, but I haven’t got much energy.’ The bull replied, ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings? They contain ample of nutrients.’ Then after the bird pecked at bull’s dung, and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. On the second day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the bird was proudly perched at the top of the tree. And one day, he got shot out from there, as one farmer saw him relaxing at the top. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Taken the kids to insomnia gaming convention at the nec... Already 500 quid light... And that's the back of Peter kay with his security guard... Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk
Got up at 5am and did some work and fannied about on the internet. Took SWMBO some breakfast at 7.30am then went back to bed. Got up at 11.30am and now I'm watching my backlog of Vera.
Went for a short ride with Phil, thanks for getting the chain lube Phil after my Mrs took my car keys to work and I could no go out..
Yeah .... broken collarbone no damage to bike, damaged pride, luckily no one watching! Not a happy bunny. Got to get better before silverstone track day
Not even a scratch... didn't take off fast, just eased in clutch and went nowhere except slowly toppled over without time to put foot down
Chores, many mane chores. BUT FREE TOMORROW ( once I've cooked 2 chilli's and must be back by 3 but free(ish)). Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk
