Either your spellchecker is shit or, you need a spellchecker [emoji1] Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk
Took the old girl out for her first spin this year and topped up the tank, then cleaned all the winter ACF50 off (well, as much as I could be arsed to). Note the new reflectors, stuck on the rear numberplate at the MOT tester's request...
just seen that Tottenham Hotspur have just announced the discovery of a natural spring under the White Hart Lane pitch. They're bottling it
Got drunk, cooked dinner, burnt myself, sobering up, burnt hurt, started drinking again..... Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk
I know this sounds sad and even though I'm not going to Italy with the bike (Panigale) for another 3 weeks I've started to pull together all the stuff and crap that I will need to take including documents, and stuff I may need for the bike. Clothes, toiletries and normal holiday stuff will wait till 2 days before.
Got some custom made bike stands that are better, stronger than the pitbull but more importantly lighter.
There's something that you don't see every day...beautiful, I have always had a soft spot for the 2stroke bikes [emoji106]
This guy from across the road was talking to me earlier. “My wife’s just told me she’s been having an affair with Dave the milkman,” he confided. “What? That fat ugly fucker I see every morning outside your house?” “Yes,” he laughed, cheering up. “Why would Dave the milkman want to fuck that?”
BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. ... (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women
