Why not make this thread a poll. The options could be - Tony Blair Tony Charles Lynton Blair Anthony Charles Lynton Blair The husband of Cherrie Blair The UK Prime Minister between May 1997 and June 2007 Somebody else (although this option would not be selectable)
Ha. Didn't realise I'd done that. Must have had my thumb hovering over the touch screen a bit too close :/
In no particular order, Jordan/Katie Price/Harvey's mother/company bike/whatever you want to call her. Anyone of those no mark reality tv stars from Kardasians to The Only Way Is Milton Keynes. Piers Morgan. (Actually, he's number 1) And Deacon Blue...
As a caveat to this and in the interest of balance. Cherrie Blair visited my work a couple of years ago and I had to give a presentation to her on training, as she runs some kind of training company these days. Oh my, how I wanted to hate her before I met her. But she was absolutely charming, very polite and not at all up herself. She asked relevant questions after my pitch that showed she had been listening. I was gutted.
+1 for the acid attackers. Better still, do the same to them or let their victims do it... Worthless pieces of shite...
I was speaking to my dad the other day. An advert for the Amazon Fire Atick came on the TV and he said that if he had a gun with 3 bullets in it and he could shoot 3 people, he'd shoot Jeremy Clarkson 3 times, just to make sure. (this is typical of the deep, meaningful conversations we have) He's a very quiet man usually (not Clarkson)
People ( loose term ) who ride cycles, on paths ( non cycle paths obv) Well, obv to us, but obv, not obv to them, obv. The 30 cyclists, who, dressed in full Lycra, think Suffolk is a pretend stage of the Tour de France.. they are so sad... I've noticed they have one rider wearing the green jersey ( meaning he is the king of the sprints) or in other words, he ate a dodgy kebab last night) One in Yellow, which apparently is overall tour leader, obv this means he's simply the biggest drug cheat of the group and is likely to be running a cartel for a day job.. They even have one dressed in a red & white polka dot jersey, which is for the king of the mountains! (mountains? It's rather flat in Suffolk) These, tend to ride In a mass group, 2 and 3 abreast, sorry again, riding in their pretend peloton, whilst holding up half of Suffolk as they go along their very sad way, mile after mile spent with their noses stuck up the Lycra clad backside of their chum in front, or as they will say, "Glued to their front wheel".... Next, Non disabled buggy drivers ( just fat and lazy benefit cheats) who drive on the road, no insurance tax etc etc... I'm hoping one day I hear on a traffic report that .. A cyclist, illegally riding on a path, narrowly missed colliding with a pedestrian, before falling in front of the wheels of a fat lazy benefit cheat, who was driving a benifit supplied buggy, illegally, on the road, this then careered across to the other side where it wiped out a pretend peloton of team Sky, Lycra clad and very sad, drug taking cheats, who frankly, should have better things to do with both their, and our, time, who, most unfortunately, were coming the other way.... Ahh.... NIRVANA.... X_X
The rule makers of Formula 1, who must own shares in Mercedes and who have created a boring series. The rule book is as big as Hamiltons wages.
Dunno if it's been said yet, but the child molesting priests and the people that helped them cover it up and moved them around so they could keep doing it.
Unfair.... but you should make him cook them dinner (Acid throwing f**kers and Satan himself - T-Blair).
Bristol here....and just to add i ride/drive round the 4174 every day....most of the problems with roads is down to the people that run the council (before i get my rant started i think the 4174 is partially in gloucester but i wont let that stop me!)....my old man spent the best part of 40 years working as a planning inspector at the council and he was a fucking clever bloke.....he repeatedly said that the council was run by the cycle nazi's - he said they always thought they had the moral high ground and could put cycle tracks (for example) wherever they wanted and he went out of his way to get in the way of it wherever possible. He said that their working theory was that if they made the road (cycle friendly/bad enough) it would eventually force people onto public transport...factor in that red trousered wearing cunt on top of that (thats just been ousted) and thats where were at (in Bristol). The centre of town by the hippodrome looks like the blitz took place last week. There are pointless cycle tracks littered around the city with virtually no one using them, traffic lights on virtually every roundabout everywhere and that just off the top of my head.... Ive got a car but its rarely used as its pretty well pointless venturing out in it...
Depends which way you look at it (not from a car drivers point of view)....i would say not really as theres virtually gridlock everywhere....i think you could agree with that... Take that road that runs from the peugot place opposite fowlers....they took a whole lane of parking for a cycle track when there was an 8ft wide pavement next to it...and there have been times when cyclists have slowed up the traffic cos theyre still on the road... Im one of the lucky ones...i live on the edge of town, ive got a motorbike (or 4) but when the weather gets bad then im forced back in the car as theres no bus route from my house to my workplace...on a bad day to get through 3 sets of lights can take up to 40 mins... Im not sure how long youve lived in Bristol but the green outside the hippodrome was really nice....and then they turned it into that eyesore thats there now....
