Favourite Euphamisms

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Stressed Hippo, Dec 24, 2012.

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  1. What are yours???

    e.g. Uphill gardener
    someone who bowls from the Vauxhall end
    One eyed trouser snake
    front bottom
    Etc. Etc.
     
    #1 Stressed Hippo, Dec 24, 2012
  2. Gambled and lost...(followed through)
     
    #2 keith916, Dec 24, 2012
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  3. Laying a cable, crimping out a length or dropping the kids off at the pool
     
    #3 philoldsmobile, Dec 25, 2012
  4. Ha ha these always makes me laugh
    kicking her back doors in,knocking the back legs of it :D
     
    #4 salbalboa, Dec 25, 2012
  5. Going to snap one off.
     
    #5 keith916, Dec 25, 2012
  6. The woman asked me if I knew any euphemisms, so I gave her one.
     
    #6 antonye, Dec 25, 2012
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  7. #7 speno, Dec 25, 2012
  8. Talking the hind legs off a donkey
     
    #8 Ducbird, Dec 25, 2012
  9. Sending an old friend to the sea!
     
    #9 Archer17, Dec 25, 2012
  10. shit or bust !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #10 Duke Of Wales, Dec 25, 2012
  11. The whole of the urban dictionary and Lads Bible .
     
    #11 He11cat, Dec 25, 2012
  12. Don't forget Roger's Profanisaurus
     
    #12 Rob998, Dec 25, 2012
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  13. A trouser sneeze
     
    #13 Stressed Hippo, Dec 26, 2012
  14. To coil one down
     
    #14 Stressed Hippo, Dec 26, 2012
  15. Taking the difficult brown, rather than the easy pink.
     
    #15 Stressed Hippo, Dec 26, 2012
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  16. My teeth are floating! (Dying for a piss)
     
    #16 Borgo Panigale, Dec 26, 2012
  17. Introduce youself to Mrs. Hand's five lovely daughters.
     
    #17 Stressed Hippo, Dec 26, 2012
  18. The urban dictionary is American and mostly not funny, just vulgar. We Brits can do better, we can do vulgar plus funny, or funny without vulgar. Please get your mates to contribute so we can provide a much more UK centric - and much funnier - version. thanks , Neil (Mr. SH).

    PS I used to drive a vulgar, but I had awesome speed & bad mpg, so swapped it for a vulva, which was more fuel efficient, but quite slow. Finally, I got a Volvo, which was very safe, but was no fun. Sometimes, life is like that. Pay your money and take your choice .............
     
    #18 Stressed Hippo, Dec 26, 2012
  19. Going to siphon the python, point Peter at porcelaine, etc.
     
    #19 Stressed Hippo, Dec 26, 2012
  20. Sorry Mr H.
     
    #20 He11cat, Dec 26, 2012
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