You both do, I read both your posts to see you are both being consistent, so far you've not let us down
Not a bedsit but on the 2nd floor and the window cleaner has asked me to ask you stop it, he's fed up of you looking through my window, getting excited and leaving your pram fat on my double glazing. Thanks
It's not their stalking that displeases me, but the constant supply being sent of soiled underwear has rather upset the cleaner
It will be interesting to see how the classic car/car collectors market will handle this given the amount of money men who normally spend big bucks.
Sell the spare Ducatis, keep one for use on your allocated paid for, "Use Days" after paying for your ; Air Quality and EMT (Envioronment Maintenance tax ) tax, and NH personal damage (Hearing) tax. Try to fire your girl up, only to discover she wont run anymore because the Pineapple flavored Ethanol you left in the fuel tank the last time has turned into a Pineapple smoothie?? wait 6 months for Ducati to tell you replacement parts are now not available anymore? Ducati will then try to sell you their latest factory bike powered by a Lithium/ Boron/ chloride 40,000 a/h battery that is also used to power your apartment rack, where ever you are currently allocated, and personal, Ducati manufactured, Red transport/accomodation capsules? (Ducabird?) which will work like the old vacuum system used in old buildings to transport documents and small objects, you wont have a fixed address but will rent space in the most convenient accommodation frame for your life and job purposes? Or specially designed coupling racks where 'according to a permit' any combination is allowed including animals (proclaimed 2025) with the full range of possibilities enabled by Euro LGBTH legislation dating from 2017. Only then, will all this enable you, through a mortgage to buy your Duati (not Ducati but new Chinese company that started business by copying the Scrambler and purchased Ducati with a share swap by the company that makes fake Honda postie bikes). These transportation/ accommodation/ sexual and procreation capsules ,in polished kevlar, red fringed, fully optioned with entertainment equipment, surround sound gaming, full 3D halo-graphics with synchronized wanking equipment. mine will cost twice the normal one, and have a Corse sticker and red anodized handles? And in my new 'Corse capsule' I wont give a shit about the poor bastards at street level crying as they attempt to push start their Pangalies that are filled with expensive ethanol/kerosene mix while not having the intelligence to understand the ignitions were all fried in 2019 during MPE (magnetic pulse events) and believe me with my new Duati I dont give a sh.. about all that ic rubbish any more, because my existence is totally that of Ducati: for everything I can do in my life, including evacuating my bowls using the modular entubulated projected excrement system, used to coat the adjacent Red (Honda) capsules on the lower racks. Any Elite member that cant understand this, please dont ask me; because the true meaning is secret, and only the Newbies are pure enough to have an understanding?
I think its going to crash the market, what do you think? I am serious thinking the collectors market is topping Sell the bikes and buy lithium and carbon shares I will concider offers on my bikes need to save for the "Ducati Transport Accommodation Capsule" which i have upgraded with the full nuclear , biological filter kit
oh they do! and they are 100% natural. They occur when the screen displays 'beyond 185mph' and they saturate your brain, like only the best climax can
