Popped into the local with wife for quick 1/2 and she had a couple of double GnT, came home and poured her a particular large GnT. She put herself to bed. I "naturally" assumed this was an invitation! Turns out I was very wrong and have a large bruise coming up. Live and learn :-/
General rule of thumb, when a lady turns her back on you in bed, honestly, it is not a mating call to tickle her pancreas through the back door.
Got one of these for our 2(3 at Christmas) year old grandson,riding a pushbike without stabilisers and good on a balance bike,hope he gets on with it.