Best (and worse) chat up lines

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  1. What are the best (and worse) chat up lines you've ever heard?

    "What happens when you get a polar bear on thin ice?"
    "I dont know"
    "no me neither but its a good ice breaker"
     
    #1 Hat Man, Dec 28, 2012
  2. One an old mate (Stupid Steve) once said to a very attractive young lady......."You look like a younger version of somebody older"

    The rest of us looked on in incredulity and almost pissed ourselves laughing. :biggrin:

    Needless to say the chat up line didnt work. :tongue:
     
    #2 El Toro, Dec 28, 2012
  3. "Is that a mirror in your knickers?
    Why? Because I can see myself right in them."
     
    #3 He11cat, Dec 28, 2012
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  4. Hello, did you just go for a shit or a piss?
     
    #4 Stressed Hippo, Dec 28, 2012
  5. "ive put a little something in your drink , is it working yet?"
     
    #5 duke1276, Dec 28, 2012
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  6. Eee - ( barnsley accent reqd) you dont sweat much for a Fat Lass !
     
    #6 Dodgy Dave, Dec 28, 2012
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  7. love it .....lmfao......at least pixie is a southern bird .........I HATE THIS TOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #7 duke1276, Dec 28, 2012
  8. It's starting to pay your wages though :wink:
     
    #8 El Toro, Dec 28, 2012
  9. Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars out of the sky and gave them to you for eyes!


    or for the more romantic;

    fancy a pizza and a shag (cue lots of f-offs), well ok then, we can skip the pizza.
     
    #9 efcbluepete, Dec 28, 2012
  10. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
     
    #10 El Toro, Dec 28, 2012
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  11. Hi, would you like to go halves on a bastard?

    :biggrin:
     
    #11 cockneyjanner, Dec 28, 2012
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  12. Hi I'm a Gemini ...... Fancy a threesome
     
    #12 duke1276, Dec 28, 2012
  13. Hi. Did you hurt yourself?

    When?

    When you fell from heaven!

    :upyeah:
     
    #13 cockneyjanner, Dec 28, 2012
  14. If i told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me? ;)
     
    #14 Hat Man, Dec 28, 2012
  15. if you don't like taking a hit :

    " if i would ask you to spend the night with me, would you say yes?"

    100 x " no i wouldn't"

    " well, then i won't ask"...

    not many, but some tended to change their minds after that one... :smile:
     
    #15 kope999R, Dec 28, 2012
  16. worst :

    'bend over, sheela'
     
    #16 kope999R, Dec 28, 2012
  17. Worst one I have been on the receiving end of 'play your cards right luv and you can buy me a drink'

    married the fucker to :eek:
     
    #17 Char, Dec 28, 2012
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  18. "Oh my god your tiny, your like a pixie" .........I'll end up breaking you ???? ........ Still here ..... Still love her to death !!!!!!
     
    #18 duke1276, Dec 28, 2012
  19. Not sure whether it was intended as a chat up line but "you look like Xena Warrior Princess" was a particularly memorable cheesy opening gambit. (Ok, so I was wearing a short leather skirt, but still ...)
     
    #19 MrsC_772, Dec 28, 2012
  20. 'So you don't want sugar in this coffee ... must be because you're sweet enough already.'
     
    #20 Pete1950, Dec 28, 2012
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