Single Serving Milk Containers

There's always someone going off topic on serious technical threads

 

spam, the original "fuck you container". and still the best.

 

the trick with the peel-off lid ones is to make a small hole in the lid at the other side to where you are opening it. de-pressurises it.

the trick with the sachets is to get someone else to open it for you...

 

aye, hole first, but why is it always my skin that gets holed first?

 

'Spam' spam

 

Egg and spam

 

great in batter

 

Spam Fritters, food of the gods - fekking amazing

 

Spam filters, food of the god's??

 

eee, you can take t' boy out t' mill.

 

Spam, Spam, Spam, Egg, Bacon, Beans & Spam.

 

Ooooh oh I know I know!

Is it cos you are thin-skinned and stupid?

What I win?

 

a wee pat on the back from yer fellow kippers, you did good son.

 

Kippers?

Isn't that a traditional fish dish for impoverished Northerners and aspirational Scotchfolk?

 

yes, i can see why they call you the brains of operation. feck me your good.

 

Kippers are for far northerners who really wanted salmon. Unfortuneatley when they got him, they didn't want him either

 

yip,only 9 out of 10 elections
where as kippers where never in fashion only enjoyed by about 5% of the population, even less up here, to the point where more people can now afford salmon because of salmond than like them bitter old kippers
but, we all know the farage despises career politicians. which is why i guess he got out after 30years

 

Stornaway black pudding with battered spam fritters, food of the gods

 

If you can dismiss Farage as a "career politician" then I truly believe that you are unteachable.

LOL