Usually on forums it's a 58 year old man pretending to be a 13 year old girl to snare some unsuspecting teenager. Is it wishful thinking on your behalf, and you are actually a 13 year old girl pretending to be a 58 year old man to snare a middle aged, balding Ducati rider?
Nice bike dude, enjoy your track days. We british have a dry sense of humor, not always possible to read in text form. Pound is our currency & old fashioned weight, fag is a cigarette, Alumin (Bauxite) is what we make Aluminum from. Yard is one meter. We Haze each other like mad men and women in these forums.
I know I'm not a regular, but you did say hazing is approved - We British use Bauxite to make Aluminium.