Boris Baby, Help Him Think Of A Name.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Alan williams, Mar 1, 2020.

  1. Sure a few of us know how difficult it can be to think of a name for a baby.

    Let’s help Boris and whatshername.
     
  2. Jesus..........Jesus Johnson or JJ

    Job jobbed. Close thread. :)
     
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  3. hmm, think of a number from, the prisoner then double it. that shall be his name.
     
  4. Jeremiah.

    Or Jane, if it's a boy.
     
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  5. Hmm...

    Thinking of his previous kids there is a trait of naming them for whatever he did immediately prior to cenception.

    One is called Lettice after the sandwich he ate, another called peaches for a dessert he also ate, there's Apollo for the movie he watched and Milo for the drink. This one looks to have been concieved just after he met the Queen. So I'll guess Liar?
     
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  6. We could call him either, Winner or perhaps Brexitus?
     
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  7. I know some that have used their middle name for a child.

    how about ‘de’
    Or ‘kerfuffle’
     
  8. Dwayne
     
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  9. Megxit. The child will be named Megxit.

    I'm certain of it.
     
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  10. EUAN
     
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  11. Balasi......Greek for another flat footed twat;).
     
  12. That's what she said at conception....
     
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  13. Boris.....

    At least that way he'll remember at least one of his kids names..
     
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  14. Desperation
     
  15. Donald.......in honour of his leader :)
     
  16. terry... in honour of our leader!!!
     
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  17. Hurrah!

    ps. Sunday name is Teodoro ;)
     
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  18. terry johnson has a nice ring to it.... tj.... i like it!
     
  19. i'm stil hoping it's going to be black - so in keeping with former prime ministers, Winston would be my choice
     
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