Sure a few of us know how difficult it can be to think of a name for a baby. Let’s help Boris and whatshername.
Hmm... Thinking of his previous kids there is a trait of naming them for whatever he did immediately prior to cenception. One is called Lettice after the sandwich he ate, another called peaches for a dessert he also ate, there's Apollo for the movie he watched and Milo for the drink. This one looks to have been concieved just after he met the Queen. So I'll guess Liar?
i'm stil hoping it's going to be black - so in keeping with former prime ministers, Winston would be my choice