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Hey, I know all about the pain of labour. Standing around, unable to have a cigarette or a proper drink ... and the pain, good lord. When the boys' mum gripped my hand and crushed my fingers against my wedding ring ... agony.
Had kidney stones before and talkin to the woman in the next ward who had 5 kids she said another 5 kids would be preferable to that pain. Jaggy rocks aint designed to come out any fikin hole!!
yup,had them colz,i would rather go for a midnight skinny dip in michael barrymores swimming pool than have them again.
Piece o piss girlies ......... Labour only lasts a few hours .... Unlike the pain and suffering you girls put us through in a lifetime !!!!!!! :biggrin:...... Stands back and waits..........
Heh. Wimmins. Can't live with them ... uh ... help me out someone, what comes next? Anyway ... Prolapsed hemorrhoid. To use the words that Joe Lopez in Tampa Bay, Florida once imparted to me, "Babe, I knew pain, right there."
Well i refer to something i've read on this forum somewhere. Women do say what terrible pain child birth is and i dont doubt that it is, but most will have more than one child. Ask a man who's been kicked in the testicles if he'd have it done again and i'm sure the answer will be a big swollen NO. I've been unfortunate enough to break at least one of nearly every bone in my body, i must be made of glass or something, i've even near paralized myself compressing my spine in an accident, and would do all of them again, at the same time rather than have kidney stones again. I feel for anyone who's had the full effect of them.
I dont know why you bother in the first place. I've got ridden of all my children, they dont live here anymore. Ive had 20 yrs of pain, now it's all quiet. Like a boss!
A kick in the bollocks hurts more, how many men after being kicked in the bollocks say lets try that again!!
