Just seen this breaking news - can you imagine the buying power, whilst also maintaining social distancing during the payment process.... A Wotsit measuring 10.66 metres (35ft) has broken the world record for the longest puffed corn snack on the planet. The snack took a team of eight two hours and 29 minutes to create at the Walkers factory in Leicester. British ingenuity or pure genius? Mr Bimble.
This is going to cause untold confusion. The forum Wotsit currency is calculated by volume not size. From now on how are we going to know a good deal from a bad one?. Fewer bigger Wotsits or more smaller ones!!??
It must be a Display Wotsit. Wonder if it comes with its own plinth and limited edition plaque/ certificate?
It better be one those overly coated ones you get in the bag that have loads of flavour. If you ever find one it’s make the rest of the pack taste like packing peanuts!
Rather have the Wotsit masks. They just leave the knife off. Like shitting a long one, when your crimper doesn't snip...
