Detestable W**k Speak.

You could add Propaganda - when a cockney has a close look at something…...

 

Future proof.

Not a recent thing but what fucking idiot came up with that?

The old ‘between a rock and a hard place’ used to boil my piss.

‘The get go’. I hate ‘w**k speak’ with a vengeance, especially that one. What is wrong with ‘The start’?

Have to say I think people who use ‘Speak’ as I’ve always derogatively referred to it are easily led vacuous idiots. Much like many of the females that seem to think this is a good look.

Spot which is the Muppet.

 

Is the first picture Madonna?

 

Could be but I spotted several of them at the airport yesterday.

Had they been less infatuated with themselves they might have spotted the cricket bat before they’d got caught up with it.

 

Lips and eyelashes come round a corner 10 seconds before the rest of them…..

 

As someone mentioned earlier, everything is super this or super that.

Also I notice even the most ordinary everyday things are ‘amayyyyyzing’.

Interesting that this thread has reached 11 pages in such a short space of time.
Or should I say ‘ amayyyyyzing’.

 

I honestly don’t know why they do it to themselves, beautiful young women that feel the need to inject god knows what into their faces to either balloon it up or paralyse it.
When I see the ones with the lips I just want to stick them to a window

 

Also, everything is awesome!

 

My 15 year old says “Dad, that’s cold” which is supposed to mean good
“Oh yeah, that’s drip” I’ve no idea what that means.

 

False eyelashes today are unbelievable, like they've put glue on their eyelids and then dipped their face in a bucket full of spiders! What the actual f#ck! do they see when they look in the mirror?

 

Good for sweeping floors tho

 

To much Tea consumption whilst train spotting, it was the caffeine what did it.
Soz

 

Thought that had been shortened to OneFifty these days?

 

As a work colleague pointed out to a bragging colleague whist showing pictures of his latest crush, women who have over exaggerated lip work just look like blow up dolls. He was most upset by this comment…..

 

What about when the dart thrower hits triple 20 and the commentator bellows out one hundred and eighty?
Is it a piss boiling moment or is it just the fifty that concerns you?

 

No, I think the AND should be there.

If he said ‘one hundred eighty’ I’d put my foot through the telly

 

This English language lark is a very complex thing indeed
Super-safe.

 

Just send it …….where to?

 

Guess that depends on what is being sent.
Sweet as

 

He should just be more progressive either way in his use of the English language and just say OneEighty, anyone who follows darts will know the score. The and is superfluous in that context, I might even be persuaded that the and needs banning from usage in certain circumstances.

PS isn’t triple 20 60.