Sam Fox caused many a repetitive strain injury for teenage lads of my generation. I was devastated when she came out as a rug-muncher.
Apparently she not only came out as batting for the other side, but she also wanted to be called by her new Chinese name...... Twocanchew!
I've a personalised number plate with small strap line at the bottom. I'd forgotten all about it. That was until my now father-in-law pointed to it when I first went back to my new girlfriends house at christmas. It reads My other toys have two wheels or tits.... It's been nearly 20 years, hopefully he's forgotten.
Is it me or are all the photos of topless females all broken, are we not allowed to view female breasts in case it corrupts us?