My sister is who is extremely clever and now a solicitor bought a ready cooked chicken. Whilst carving the chicken the shouted out "I'm taking this chicken back there is no meat on it." On inspection of the said chicken it turned out she was carving the underside and not the breast!
My wife (lawyer and passenger): "turn left here". My sister (accountant and driver) turned right. My wife meant turn right, my sister who did no know where we were going, turned right thinking it was left and we arrived at the restaurant. Two wrongs do make a right!
