One day in the future, Donald Trump has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was George W Bush and a large pool of murky water. Dubya kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Donald said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and it would ruin my hair. I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Dick Cheney with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. all he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got his problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Donald. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Donald saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best... Donald looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said........... "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Ah. That means you are a dingbat or numpty then. :Bucktooth: Don't worry, you're not alone. I propose that we have a numpty section where you and Finn etc can go and sit quietly when the rest of us are discussing complex matters like politics. :Cigar:
no no no,:smileys: no time for sitting on the numpty step, if im not running a business or on the bike (went for a wee run yesterday, v.nice, cold as a brexiters hart, but v.nice all the same) or bleathering on here, i am chatting to people (real people) people that make the difference, people that make the decisions.even managed to change a few minds, possibly influenced the influential. (sorry for blowing me own trumpet) not quite as cool as getting all verbose on ere but fun all the same. . so, onyhoo, what was that you saying? (from yer armchair). if yer gonna do it, do it right. :Hilarious::smileys:
If Trump wins, obviously the $Dollar will drop sharply. Which means the £Pound will rise sharply against the $. Which means some Brexiteer is sure to claim that this means the prospect of Brexit isn't damaging the UK economy.
A self serving, mysoginistic, clueless, spoilt, uneducated, stupid, thick headed, thick skinned, bully boy. HTH
if 50% still want trump, it doesnt show clinton much regard does it. then I suppose I wouldnt know who to vote for either :Nailbiting:
There's always Gary Johnson. But there again he's thick as two short planks too. There's a recurring theme here I think
Bit in insight. Wife plays those farm things in FB. Lots of Americans play them. She has loads of 'friends' in this virtual world. Most of are openly encouraging Trump votes. Wednesday could be interesting...
Its weird though isn't it I cant believe the amount of support he is getting. Personally I would rather lick my dogs arse than vote for a prick like him. Just saying is all.
Americans are inherently republican. And republicans are inherently rednecks. And rednecks are in the main uneducated religious nut jobs. Trumps job in convincing these people to support him has been easy.
and we have his nukes (the ones you cant use without his say so) parked not 30mls from Glasgow. feck, get them to the Thames pronto. not that you can afford the infrastructure that goes with it. bollox, what a state of affairs.
