The well-known terrorist whose pseudonym is Abu Hamza actually has the real name Mustafa Kamel. Does that make you smile?
Is this something that should have been on the joke thread, or is this real? If so, it's absolutely brilliant! Mustapha (or Mustafa) is just an incredibly amusing name. Don't ask me why. I meat a German journalist once who came on a sailing trip. She was called Katja Fisch.
According to Wikipedia: "Hamza was born in Alexandria, Egypt, as Mustafa Kamel Mustafa in 1958" He does seem very insistent about having a camel.
Just seen this. When I was working at Rolls Royce/Bentley in Crewe, the guys had acronyms for most people. like ALF, Arrogant little F****er and THRUSH, Irritating C*** So I was christened GHOST. Grey Haired Old Silly Twat.