V2 A Noodle Review On The New V2..

Discussion in 'Panigale' started by NOODS X, Jan 30, 2020.



  1. I’m actually thinking I might treat myself to one of these ! in termi or Akra trim mind..

    Not too powerful, small, yet packs a nextdoor neighbour type punch, trim, sexy and all that, much like me’s self really...

    However, all things considered a luvly video of the new V2 For you all which many might not have seen, with John from Superbike magazine & Stefano from Ducati etc..

    I like the way they talk about the preceding models like the 848 evo
    And the previous 959 with its, and yes he dares to say it, Ugly ( ugly being an excluded word from the Ducati phrase book yet one which somehow manages to still sound nice, albeit when said with an Italian twang ) while referring to the double stack pipe, which I’m guessing meant little overtime for Luigi and friends on the factory assembly line):

    A good close up in depth look at the bike rather than a show of what you might dream you would like to be able to do type review, you know the Michelle Pirro in disguise video of insane track skills, hopefully without his famed Mugello get off at 210 mph again!

    Well to sum it up... Indeed my hands have this morning been down the back of our sofa and I’ve fingered 2 pigs trying get the change out of the kiddies old money banks.. ? So what did you think I meant then?

    I’m so desperate now that I’m penning some words to the owners or as we like to call them The porn Twins at West Ham ( Gold and Sullivan and sometimes included, if she’s up for it! The one and only Miss Brady, as on occasions they like to play with 3 at the back, or as we hammers fans call it ... “A3, Son”) not a good thought to think at all really is it?

    Anyway, I’m hoping they will refund me for all those thousands of £‘S for season tickets I’ve forked out for over many years on the basis of believing their pre season promises..

    Verdict on the new V2..

    P* P* P* P* .. that’s 4 pornstars out of 5 .. Likely to be a best seller me thinks..

    PS... only reason not a 5/5 p* review is due to those handbag hanging wing mirrors.. “ Leave it out ( or should that be off? perhaps ) Ducati I’m telling ya.. “

    Enjoy..

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  2. You are David Cameron - what do I win :D
     
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  3. Pork scratchings ? X
     
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  4. Give them 8 months before they drop the price and Chuck in some Akropovic zorsts:astonished: You know they will!

    Plus if I was parting with that amount of dollars I’d certainly want some more upmarket callipers...

    Corse model or an S would be a nice option... Or even a baby R:) Öhlins, lightweight BST wheels, Wings, and some more Tricky Dicky components... Let’s have it:punch:
     
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  5. Have you seen/heard one in the flesh? The standard exhaust is quite fruity so I'm not sure that it needs £4k worth of Akra or Termis. They do a carbon cap for the exhaust for a couple of hundred quid, which I may invest in, along with a rear seat cowl for good measure.
     
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  6. Can you stop posting this stuff, please?

    I am fairly depressed with doing personal and company tax returns plus I will have to go to an appointment with an opthamologist about my eye op at some time, and the DWP are giving me hassle because they expect me to magic myself to Gloucester for 9am next week as they think that my doctor is a pathological liar, so they want to prove me fit to work.

    AND I WANT ONE!!! The first Ducati in a while that I really like ....

    Glad that they have gone back to single sided swinging arms. as well!
     
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  7. I agree it’s the first one of the new breed of stallions I’ve looked at and said wow! I want one too..
     
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  8. I have to agree. The Akras are way too expensive. If it were me I would have the end cap as it flows with the black frame spar and spend some money on better suspension and brake upgrade.
    Then, spend the change on beer and petrol.
     
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  9. I’m feeling for ya mte truly I am..
    but look on the bright side ...

    I lost my sight in my left eye and my hearing in/on that side too after a series of opps a while back, but since then! the birds just won’t leave me alone, I’m like an OAP magnet to them, never attracted so many before..

    The other morning, although it was freezing out, I had a flock of them after my still bagged, nuts, I hadn’t even managed to get my hands on them before they were at it. Tits flashing about everywhere there was, never seen so many in one place before, some bigger than others and boy did they know what they wanted..

    Then a identical pair of beauties both by the name of Robyn turned up, my they had stunning breasts which they just luved to show off to everyone, they just had no shame it seemed..

    I was rather rudely asked at some stage during the multicultural frenzy if I would like a ‘Night in Gale’ but, sadly I never actually got to see her, I heard her mind, boy could she sing too, beautiful set of pipes on her..

    Also as I remember a rather shy yet naughty black bird, initially she kept her distance somewhat but there was definitely an attraction there I could tell, eventually, unable to resist no more she came to my table, whispering in my one good ear how she liked nothing better than tugging on a big fat juicy worm with her beak!
    Oh and yes, yes, yes, the climax, all finished off with just a single Swallow!

    My what an Amazing experience ..

    Mind you, they do say!
    ‘One Swallow doesn’t make a Summer’

    So in that basis there’s plenty more to look forward too yet..

    Chin up my Son hey.. X
     
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  10. Just be careful of the Thrush. ;)
     
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  11. Oh yes, good call, I shall have to see if she turns up later, uninvited so to speak.. x
     
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  12. I can confirm this Ming as having ridden one the exhaust note was quite nice. Only reason I could see for akra or termi is weight saving.
     
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  13. Same, the exhaust price gutted me. Even when Ducati store had 30% off online I still couldn't bring my self to spend the doe.
    However when I went in to have a fiddle and pay I was pleasantly surprised by the volume. Same sort of tone as my previous 899 but louder. When that kind of moula is dropped it'll be on sus all round.
    It'll do.
     
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  14. Oh no that’s just killed it for me.. it’s not available in Ducati banana Yellow ):

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  15. I completely agree about it being a very desirable bike. Never could get past the V4’s looks, this just looks so much better yet strangely similar. Definitely could be tempted when gen 2 comes out
     
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  16. The V twin superlegover on here sounds amazing..



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  18. You should serve a one year DF ban for posting that, shame on you...Now go and stand in the corner till we decide what’s to be done with you..

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    #18 NOODS X, Jan 30, 2020
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  19. £200 for a cap tip top thing! Outrageous :eek: Akro or Termi all day long... it needs to be banging and popping preferably with some flames. Now get your money out lad :punch:
     
    #19 Dave dunlop, Jan 30, 2020
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