Another Caption Contest - Rossi & Lorenzo

I'm back... deal with it!

Coffee black two sugars, chop chop

No you don't look like Tom Cruise, now take that stupid jacket off

 

So I lapped Ellison and Ellison on his CRT bike lapped you.....

 

Hey champ, pull my finger, go on, eeez very funny...........

 

Go on, go on, smell eeet! Eeet smell like Uccio !!!

 

See my finger, See my thumb.
When I was at Ducati,
it was always up me bum.

 

Oi old man, you're in my chair. Don't forget you're reading glasses

 

dont make me come around this counter and do to you what i did to yo momma last night

 

Do I know you from somewhere?

 

Look!! Just cause we are team mates again and we are suppose to share does not mean you get to try out my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Do you wanna be in my gang

 

Wrong on so many levels, busy day then?

 

I`m telling you George, the alli frame is no good on this bike, we should try a carbon fibre one...........

 

What time do you call this? Your late!

 

Hello I have a Doctors appointment

 

Iya told you Jorge, ees like a da olda times, no? I builda da wall an i wanna keepa alla di data.

 

so atte the end of the straight it izz to the right? are your really sure ?

 

Jorge! You made the right choice staying with yamaha when Casey was off sick and ducati waved a big carrot!
I fell for their bullshit like all the others.