Avast And Yaaarr Me Hearties

Jolly good.

 

I don't know about talk like a pirate but in honour of the day, try getting your wife / gf / partner to give you a pirate blow job.
She kneels in front of of you, and just before you're about to jizz aim it into one of her eyes.
Then when she is good and mad, and half blinded kick her in one of her shins so that she hops around!

 

I don't know about talk like a pirate but in honour of the day, try getting your wife / gf / partner to give you a pirate blow job.
She kneels in front of of you, and just before you're about to jizz aim it into one of her eyes.
Then when she is good and mad, and half blinded kick her in one of her shins so that she hops around!

 

Sorry about the double post, the site was on a go slow, so I tried to repost.

 

doon the plank ye tory bastids Arr jim lad.

 

I wrote a song about pirates, but the record company said it didn't have a hook

 

I went to see the pirate movie you wrote that song for.
It was rated AAARRRRRR!

 

If you wrote off your '80's Ducati super bike would you have pieces of eight eight eight?




Sorry, that was a terrible jib

 

#Twas on the good ship venus ... #

 

Faces of Pete, Faces of Pete........................ A dyslexic Parrot.

 

Why did the pirate have red eyes?

Because he had too much sea-weed!

 

Q. Where do pirates buy their ear rings?

A. Arrrgos.