Best Christmas Cracker jokes?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Rob998, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. Best one from our crackers today:

    How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

    Wi' Jammin.
     
    #1 Rob998, Dec 25, 2012
  2. Shouldn't this be an oxymoron thread?
     
    #2 philoldsmobile, Dec 25, 2012
  3. From Peter Kay at the Tower - wonder if he got it from a cracker ?
     
    #3 wroughtironron, Dec 26, 2012
  4. How does Santa like his Pizza?

    Deep, crisp and even
     
    #4 mattmccabebrown, Dec 26, 2012
  5. Q. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?


    A. A barbercue.
     
    #5 Rudolph Hart, Dec 27, 2012
  6. Have you heard the Elvis 'knock knock' joke?


    "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Wurlitzer."

    "Wurlizter who?"

    "Wurlitzer one for the money....."
     
    #6 Rudolph Hart, Dec 27, 2012
  7. knock knock,who's there,doctor,doctor who?................i dont know ya now fuck off......
    me mam does a good sense of humour ;)
     
    #7 speno, Dec 27, 2012
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