This bloke goes to see his doctor and says, "every time I fart, it sounds like a Honda motorbike." So the doc asks the chap to pull his pants down and bend over. Sure enough, the man farts loudly and its sounds like a Honda motorbike. The doc says, "you've got an abscess up your arse." The bloke says, "surely it can't make my arse make noises like that." The old doctor says, with a cheeky smile, "abscess makes the fart go Honda!"
Just had an eMail from 1950, they would like their engine back! Step away from the Hardly Worthit Son. Each to their own though, and that is not for me.
Look great, ride shit. When at lights the exhaust header pipes roast the underside of your right leg. Very plasticy too
Oh dear does not cut it El T. If I wear to ever go down that route it would be diavel carbon/red stripe with shorty aftermarket pipes and lighter rims from sport model. Or Fourth-Eight in mat black with leather over saddle bags. No other leather accessories.
Why thankyou I do like the look of that F6B, got a touch of Cadillac about it, but I've gone right off it since I learned it weighs...wait for it...376kg I have a problem. I love sportsbikes but they don't love me. I'm either so uncomfortable on them I can barely breathe, or I'm being chased by the Sweeney - no self-control, y'see. So over the last two or three years I've been trying out other bikes to see what suits, and I've not exactly come up trumps. I've had 3 sports tourers, a naked bike and an adventure bike. The two Triumphs were great at their job, but just don't have any soul, I couldn't gel with them at all; the ST2 was fantastic but just too slow; the fuglystrada is a great bike, but it's a bit too tall for me and too damn ugly, and the Guzzi, as much as I love it and will keep it, is just not quick enough for a foreign blast. So I'm thinking, I've never had a full-on touring bike, and would like to try one, but they all look hideous to me. Hence the interest in the Honda. It's all a pipedream anyway cos I'm flat broke. But I've said many times there are too many great bikes out there to stick to one genre or brand. I've changed my mind now anyway...black ZZR1400 it is...
i think im on the wrong site , next thing we will be showing pixs of our cut off denims with live to ride patch on the back !!
