Census Opportunity

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Mac, Feb 24, 2021.

  1. I've been thinking...

    We need to make Motorcycling a religion (just like they did with being a Jedi).

    Here are some of the C of E guidelines for COVID (my highlighting):

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    Since all religions are faith-based, I have faith that I need to ride my motorcycle for my spiritual salvation. Rastafarians are legally allowed to smoke weed for this very reason.

    Where the census asks your religion, just put 'Motorcycling'. If the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (praise his Noodliness. Ramen.) can become legitimate, I'm sure we can. And the organisation would get tax exemption too.

    Who's with me?

    EDIT: Why can't I delete the second table?

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  2. Nobody?
     
  3. I had a flier about a census which by law I have to fill in it’s in the recycling bin now :D
     
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