Crushed nuts

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Roy, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. Two up on a 916 just doesn't work, rode to Rye and back with Kaz (Mrs. Roy).
    Spent the whole ride sat on top of my testicles, not fun.

    Me "I'm going to have to remove either the pillion seat or my family jewels"
    Mrs. "I like the Ducati"

    I need a bit of support here guys.

    Roy
     
  2. try moving 'em from the back to the front
     
  3. That just makes it worse, hard braking and my eyes water.

    Roy
     
  4. You wouldn't be saying that if it'd been Mrs R sat on them :wink:
     
  5. I'll suggest it to her, but I'm not too optomistic.
    Roy
     
  6. I spent 2 hours watching Big Brother last night, thinking "all that fat lazy toe-rag has done is lay on the sofa scratching his balls and eating junk".

    Then I realised the TV wasn't on and it was just my reflection on the screen.
     
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  7. Sounds like you won't be riding pillion on your mrs ducati much more then!

    perhaps get your own bike?
    :tongue:
     
  8. Keep the 916,hit the bank and buy a Multistrada.
     
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