I’ve agreed to help a band out in Chippenham otherwise I might well have gone, podium is okay but I do get a bit annoyed that just like every other venue of its kind it’s got d*cks doing burnouts in the road and treating the road like a racetrack either side. Call me Karen, but if you rock up in a flash motor, people know it’s flash, you don’t need to be giving it large. it’s like dating Hayley Atwell and asking her to get her chest out for your mates, they can see she’s got them! (Sorry, slightly crass!)
