I have realised I have a problem and it’s time to come out in the open as I believe others on the forum may be even more severely afflicted. This is a highly contagious disease that can lead to financial ruin, the breakdown of relationships, irrational thought - and in the most extreme cases - religion. It’s time to put a name to this condition - ‘Ducatius immoderata stirpis commendatio’. If left unchecked it can lead to ‘Ducatius accessorius proclivitas’ and in the final stages ‘Exigeius collectio ingens‘ The first stage to recovery is to admit you have a problem. My name is Steve - and I am a Ducatioholic It has been 13 hours since my last purchase.
