Engineering Flowchart

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. Just came across this......

    engineering flowchart.jpg

    engineering flowchart.jpg
     
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  2. Problem solving chart.jpg

    Problem solving chart.jpg
     
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  3. Ahhh... 30 years of engineering experience condensed into one easy to follow chart... Or one slightly more complicated chart... The basic message remains the same - "If it ain't broke, don't fix it !"
     
  4. The basic tenet that I heard when working in a mechanical engineering office was,
    does it move?
    YES -Grease it
    NO - Paint it

    John
     
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  5. Also - "If you can't fix it with a hammer it must be an electrical problem..."
     
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  6. Electricians = fitters with their heads smashed in.
     
  7. [FONT=&amp]Machine Shop Guidelines


    Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until Friday 3pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.[/FONT]
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    [/FONT][FONT=&amp]If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. I am psychic.[/FONT]
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    [/FONT][FONT=&amp]If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.[/FONT]
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    [/FONT][FONT=&amp]If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how long I am going to be. That helps..[/FONT]
     
    #7 Android, Sep 19, 2013
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2013
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