Favourite one liners

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Stressed Hippo, Oct 20, 2012.

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  1. Two of mine come from Laurel & Hardy :

    One of Stan's mixed metaphors : "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead"

    In Way Out West, the boys have to break the news to the heroine that her father has passed away. She asks "What did he die of? After some headscratching, Stan's deadpan response...

    "I think it was of a Tuesday"

    Classic!!

    What are your favourites?
     
    #1 Stressed Hippo, Oct 20, 2012
  2. Umm, that line from Catch 22 when someone asks Yossarian, "What if everyone else felt that way?".

    Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.

    Also, I dislike Terry Pratchett novels but I believe this is from one of them:

    I can't stop spelling the word 'misrepresentation'.
     
    #2 Loz, Oct 20, 2012
  3. Mine is in my signature, its from Tim Burtons Batman and its during the scene when The Joker meets Vicky Vale for the first time
     
    #3 mattmccabebrown, Oct 20, 2012
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  4. 'Was it a present or did you buy it on purpose?'

    AL
     
    #4 Ghost Rider, Oct 20, 2012
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  5. #5 wantz1, Oct 20, 2012
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  6. #6 mattmccabebrown, Oct 20, 2012
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  7. 'F*ck off you pleb, I can bring my bike through here if I want! I'll have your job mate!'
    Andrew Mitchell
     
    #7 Royum, Oct 20, 2012
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  8. From Blade Runner- the directors cut.





    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.






    BLADE RUNNER - I've seen things - YouTube
     
    #8 CRYSTALJOHN, Oct 20, 2012
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  9. All the more impressive as Hauer improvised the oft-quoted tears in rain soliloquy line
     
    #9 Jester, Oct 20, 2012

  10. Trevor the Skinhead (Tim Roth) in the job centre scene: "I've got ten O levels, seven A levels. I speak fluent punjabi and chapati".

    Made In Britain (1982) - brilliant!
     
    #10 gliddofglood, Oct 20, 2012
  11. classic film. thatcher tried to get it banned.
     
    #11 funkyrimpler, Oct 20, 2012
  12. See? There are films you do like!
     
    #12 gliddofglood, Oct 20, 2012
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  13. You can see most things coming, even if only in retrospect
     
    #13 Char, Oct 20, 2012
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  14. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse

    Groucho Marx
     
    #14 Termi, Oct 20, 2012
  15. " can everyone please stop gettin shot"
     
    #15 duke1276, Oct 20, 2012
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  16. There is few:

    Silence if the Lambs (this one cracks me up): "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"
    Obvious this one: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
    The Godfather: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."


    Blazing Saddles: “Go do that voodoo that you do so well!”
    The Hangover: “Not you, fat Jesus.”
    The Big Lebowski: “Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”
    The Rock: “Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”
    "Madness....This...is...SPARTA!
    Homer Simpson: "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, cause he's a pig. Look out! He is the Spider-Pig!"

    And finally

    "Freaking sweet hehehehe"
     
    #16 Lucazade, Oct 20, 2012
  17. He's not the messiah, he's just a naughty boy!
     
    #17 Archer17, Oct 20, 2012
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  18. #18 wantz1, Oct 20, 2012
  19. Adrian
     
    #19 Greyman, Oct 20, 2012
  20. The whole script of 'The Life of Brian'

    "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"

    Homer Simson whilst looking through his old school photos "Aaah Osma, I wonder where you are now"
     
    #20 Nothingbettertodo, Oct 20, 2012
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