If you've ever seen chop shop, the indian fella and the cockney under the railway arches in London, that looks like the dog shit nonsense they turn out.
There used to be a small engineering shop near me that machined up all the adaptors for the alloy wheels that they put on their "Creations". I asked Brian [the engineer] if they ever sold any of the "Creations" to which he replied, "Would you buy any of that shit?" He said after the show had been recorded, they were stored in a nearby railway arch.
You are definitely someone that needs to hold onto your chequebook. Imagine the shit you would buy with a PayPal and an ebay account.